Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl June 10, 2018

slaps

When something is so good it feels like you just got slapped

Damn this shit slaps just like that new Quite Cove song

by D The Money Man June 28, 2019

WOKE SLAPS

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

Woke Slaps

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

SLAP

Sounds like a plan!

"Let's head to that concert tonight at 8"
"SLAP!"

by pipwr July 13, 2019