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Wet Rhino

A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
by Kingg616 April 24, 2022
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Wet

When a person is angry and doesn't realize how mad they actually are.
Amber is wet because Victoria's secret does not have her size.
by The Ballhandler April 10, 2016
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Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
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Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025
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Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.
Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy
by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019
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wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side
I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin
by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018
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collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.
Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."
by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014
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