shmako taco

A taco or any kind of wrap filled with a mixture of Smack (heroin) or other drugs Eg. weed magic mushrooms and mdma, that will shmak the straight outta you.
like a Jeffery (a spliff containing a cocktail of drugs) that you eat!

Hey Buddy do you want some acid?
Na man I've just polished off a Shmako taco and I'm coming up like you wouldn't believe :)

by Brizla December 30, 2016

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

tacos and beer

Tinder code word used by females, who are otherwise boring individuals, who are trying to appeal to men's shallow desires.

"I'm a loose chick, always up for tacos and beer."

by KHopsalot January 13, 2017

taco scouting

Checking out women at the club.

I'm going taco scouting with the guys.

by AustinTexMex November 8, 2012

Taco Bell Talking

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

Ucky Taco

The act of pooping in a soft or hard shell taco. Thus creating Ucky taco

son: mom wants an ucky taco
mom: don't say that it makes me sick
son: dad wants an ucky taco

man: dude i served ucky tacos last night.
friend: was there corn too?

by ucky taco delivery boy September 29, 2012

Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012