Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo June 9, 2012

Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe

Nigga suck my pelican!

by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

oh my judas

When it's as cold outside as Judas Iscariots heart when he betrayed Jesus.

Oh my Judas! it's freezing out here!

by CbooboobearK March 13, 2017

Oh my cow!

A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"

Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!

by imcoollikethatandyouknowit November 19, 2011