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Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.
OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”
by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.
Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.
by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023
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Squad rule book

The code of ethics between a groups of people that classify them as a squad.
You can't use do that it is in the squad rule book.
by Shuggs July 6, 2017
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rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your memes funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes.
Person 1: “Hey have you heard about this app iFunny?”
Person 2: “Don’t you know the rules of iFunny?First rule of iFunny, do not talk about iFunny”
by WaxLlama564 November 7, 2020
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20 day rule

The 20 day time period when a girl likes a boy. After 20 days the girl loses feelings and moves on. This occurs until she finds a man
Jules has a 20 day rule when she snaps boys after 20 she is on to another boy and loses feeling for the first one.
by Caseycizikasishot October 13, 2019
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