May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 18th

National booty pic day, send your so a booty pic🫣

Omgg yk what day it iss, its May 18th
Okayyyy give me a minute

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

may lynn

A May Lynn is not an average kind of girl. She is hardworking and won’t stop until she gets to her goals. She is a little shy when you first meet her, but she is outgoing, and very active when you befriend her. May Lynn is the trustworthy kind of girl. And very honest too. She is intelligent, and wants to take every chance to learn something new.

May Lynn is very nice/Kind to whoever she meets, the hero kind of girl.

by Windale July 31, 2019

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024