runaway douche

A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.

Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher

by Minus5885 September 21, 2015

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way

Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .

by steven ford July 12, 2017

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

by melsie February 15, 2010

douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone May 8, 2011