Fake caking

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.

Bru im not finna cuff that girl, im just fake caking.

by Playatech June 2, 2025

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

Fruit cake

A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck

Man that nigga John a fruit cake

by Yung Quinn October 16, 2017

sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

cake in a mug

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.

John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth

by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017