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-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend
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mind anal

"When you have your head stuffed so far up your ass you hear shit "
by etfrombc93 January 28, 2024
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anal friday

Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible
If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”
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Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".
Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".
by lee-lou May 23, 2010
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anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.
When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .
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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.
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anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.
I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.
by LoyalOG June 25, 2016
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