Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

Anal

That thing gay people like to have

Example: I am a fag and I do anal

by Gaymanwithaids November 30, 2021

anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy

by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021