Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021
Get the Dark Analmug. by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
Get the whipped cream analmug. 1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Analmug. When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Get the birth by anal bird explosionmug. When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.
Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!
Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!
Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014
Get the anal lobotominationmug. A very beautiful girl with a very sassy attitude. Anale is usually a funny girl but also can be a stick in the mud. She has a mouth like a fire cracker. If you get on her nerves she will be pissed. She has one of the best body’s that you would ever seen. She makes every girl ever jealous.
Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: Anale.
Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.
Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.
Girl 1: Anale.
Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.
Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.
by Dumbitch1 December 10, 2019
Get the Analemug. by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023
Get the Pussy analmug.