May 22

Represent your horoscope sign

Today imma may 22

by Antiikevo May 21, 2022

May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people

She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty

by Abcedefg May 8, 2022

Ivan Siew Mai

He's LITERALLY SIEW MAI

Ivan Siew Mai will siew mai in ur panties.

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

Evil Mai

Who cares? More fan service for us.

by SNK fan September 8, 2003

Mai

Mai, ily

Do you know Mai? I love her! -Don't say that! She's a selfish bitch

by whatthehellbro February 9, 2020