poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

Fish Kisses

When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips

“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”

by -Phee45 October 13, 2023

Fellatian kiss

When a person receives a kiss after fellatio.

Lover, would u like a fellatian kiss?
Yes, baby.

by Mvdi84 October 19, 2023

Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.

"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.

by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023

pig kiss

When you kiss your partner with the an upturned nose (pig face) and they do the same, hence the pig kiss because it is two pigs kissing.

"Bro, last night she asked me to do the pig kiss."
"I wish we could take our relationship to the next level and do the pig kiss."
"On the alter, I think we should should seal our holy matrimony with a pig kiss."

by handleme660 October 22, 2023

Kissing Mary Jane

Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza

“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler

“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler

“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)

by TheSauceGuy October 22, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023