bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

Creeper Crypt

A Creeper crypt is a place where creepers commonly reside. A creeper crypt can also be described as an army of creepers and they are usually seen wielding Shlinkys.

"I will destroy you with my creeper crypt"

by Theshlinkmaster January 12, 2026

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010

subway-style crying

A random outburst of crying for no real reason.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Nothing, just some subway-style crying.

by Rin-dog April 5, 2011

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal

-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave

by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017