Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone with twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to you on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head. All while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city! Someone gave me a wet bre at the farmers market!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Wet Dream

A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.

I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.

by Chief Lotsadough August 29, 2021

Wet Willy

A wet dick in the ear.

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!

by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025

Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

by Bubbanigwad August 28, 2018