Rolled

Rolled is when a person is not fast, especially in a race. Finishing last in a heat of a race would make the athlete rolled.

Person 1: “Bro what did you run and where did you place in the 100m”
Person 2: “I ran a 13.6 and placed 7th out of 8 people”
Person 1: “Bro you’re so rolled”

by H-caonam December 14, 2023

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Bausage roll

A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature

Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal

by 50Pboc December 5, 2022

Homemade Cinnamon Roll

When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.

Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”

by Brohan795 December 8, 2022

roll

to go, or to get someplace

“yeah, we’re rolling the bars later”

“are we gonna roll gulf shores for spring break?”

by hottiesstreamnialee December 10, 2022

rick roll

got you

rick rolls are cool

by very real person December 21, 2022

Rolled

A modern expression on an old mafia term, LaCosaNostra, meaning:
To remove someone or something from, and then install or replace with something new.

"I can't stand that place, I hope it gets rolled."

Or as to imply:
"If you don't straiten out, you are gonna get rolled."

by jumpstart912 December 26, 2022