Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 December 01, 2018

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 28, 2022

Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

by Guy Him March 09, 2024

Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

by Your tattoos are ugly June 02, 2024

Parked

Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.

“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”

The bitch got parked.

by Sinny Zee June 13, 2024

Parked

Boring, Just like a car is parked and isnt moving so its boring.

I hate this class, its parked.

by brayanthetortapounder March 04, 2024

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024