nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”

by fearjerr March 8, 2024

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magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

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Oxford International College

This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.

Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)

A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.

by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024

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awty international school

Weirdest private school in houston (besides village) with a bunch of stuck up rich kids who all depend on daddy’s money. If ur not French ur not gonna be invited anywhere and all these kids have a borderline cigarette and alcohol problem

Random student: Yo I’m hosting a party invite whoever u want
Student 2: ayy can I invite my awty international school friends?
Student 1: fuck no neither u or ur awty friends can come u fag

by Pussyslayer29282882 April 29, 2024

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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

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