J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

Michael J Caboose

A character in red vs blue, he is a member of the blue team. He is umm a loveable idiot. One of my favorite Characters, he cracks me up!

Agent Wash: Caboose toss that grenade. Caboose throws it. Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time. Michael J Caboose: not my fault someone put a wall in my way

by Hairy batman 117 April 7, 2021

J-ing O

Masturbating, choking the chicken, Jerking Off.

Person 1: Wyd
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg

by MarsMelting February 10, 2023

Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

That’s G’s J

That’s God’s job

“You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”

“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”

by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022

PB & J

The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!

' Man this PB & J is so good!'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

J lone

A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.

Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!

by J lone November 22, 2021