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the IQ of Donald Trump
person 1- “hey! did you hear about Trump?”
person 2- “yeah i know, his IQ test came back as 1!!”
by krazyglue101 June 4, 2020
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January 1

Let’s goooo January 1
by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025
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1

Since there are so many ways you can use this, use it! This could be like 1234567890 or 0987654321 or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1ormnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 or ngfdgfssdcvjhgnbfvw1hgbvxfcgvvb xcgfdzsda1q2w1qws32q3e12q211ws1xwsfcfghvbvcsdafvdfxdvcdszcxv… Sorry, I fell asleep.
Teacher:Use 1 in a word.*major mistake*
The other 8 billion people in the world: a1 b1 c1 d1 e1…*all different*
Teacher:*spanks themselves*
by hissingcobra January 16, 2024
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What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
by GlitchGD March 6, 2024
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December 1

Its december 1, let me spoil my boyfriend.
by Nangies November 29, 2023
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4:1 Ratio

Some heteosexual people will deal with this, where in order to have someone of the opposite gender fall in love with you, you first must have 4 people of the same gender have sexual thoughts about you.
"hey, you got any bitches on your dick?" "nah, I'm dealing with this 4:1 ratio right now"
by musica1234567890 February 6, 2021
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Apollo 1

Bro, I tried to talk to Brittany, it totally when Apollo 1.
by Carter523 April 18, 2020
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