Skip to main content

Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!
by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022
mugGet the Rule of Colmmug.

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger
Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course
by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023
mugGet the Bart switch rulemug.

The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
mugGet the The Rules of Being Tallmug.

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023
mugGet the The Golden Rulemug.

smokers rule

the act of blowing smoke on someone

means you owe them head
just gave this girl smokers rule. her name was taz
by devil8888 January 13, 2021
mugGet the smokers rulemug.

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST
-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21
by AKayser May 8, 2023
mugGet the Rule #21mug.
This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
mugGet the Exclusionary Douche Bag Rulemug.

Share this definition