The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

Rule 34

A rule that states if something is on the internet, there's porn of it.

"Never draw rule 34 of characters. Even if they're your favorite."

by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

sigma rule #657

boas pessoal

"Boas pessoal" - Kazzio, criador da sigma rule #657

by Joebidenrealwatchout April 18, 2025

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

road rules

A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.

"Did you see that Veronica girl from Road Rules?"

by whatsupman July 15, 2003