Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

Michael Weber by gorked February 22, 2024

Michael 

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

Michael by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

MichaelTheMicrowave 

A YouTuber who made over 1000 shorts about a talking moai named STONEMAN

Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!

MichaelTheMicrowave by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

Michael Magz by Inini February 27, 2024

Michael Jackson 

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?

That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.

Michael Jackson by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024

Michael Jordan 

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

Michael Jordan by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

michael knowles 

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.

i just michael knowles in my trousers

michael knowles by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024