Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Mexican Laundry Day

When you go swimming fully clothed.

Lupe, put on ju dirty clothes hija, we are going to la playa to have a Mexican laundry day.

by skellgod August 16, 2020

Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*

by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Mexican Takeout

Code for stopping by Home Depot for a quickie in one of the little sheds in the parking lot.

Kendra: I'm thinking about getting some Mexican Takeout.

Aaron: Girl, you so nasty

by Banned As DC September 1, 2020

issac the mexican

issac the mexican is a one of a kind fella , he has very small pp but his personality makes up for it . he is easy to talk to and wont judge you about anything you do or say but he is very blunt and wont hold back and speak his mine .He will joke about anything and will not feel sorry for it , he has no feelings and no empathy for anyone or anything. hes a great person to have in life because he will always be by your side no matter what you believe in or do . his main goal is to make everyone smile but at the same time make people upset. get you a issac the mexican at ur nearlest slave store today at the low cost of $0 .

girl . issac the mexican is so funny
guy . he also has a bigger pp than me

by Gamergirlbigpp September 19, 2020

Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.

Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!

by CasperWhite October 3, 2020