May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

May 21

Finest bitches born on may 21st😈

“Yeah my birthdays on May 21st”
“Lemme fuck shawty”

by bipolarassbitch July 1, 2022

May 8

Today, May 8th is INTERNATIONAL MOTHER's DAY

make sure to tell your mom you love her;)

you: Hi mom how are you, I love you
Mom: Why thank you!

Mom: its weird that you never telll me that only today
you: Mom today is may 8th AKA International Mothers day!

by followme.03g May 8, 2022

may 27th

National kiss a girl named josslyn day

Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!

by halston May 24, 2024

29th of may

is the national send him some spicy pics if its his bday to day

wow is it his birthday on the 29th of may,

I guess I need to send him some spicy pics

by my little slut Orianne May 24, 2025

ailie-may

Absolutely, Utterly Perfect Female!

geez, check out that ailie-may!
She's so much fun, an utter ailie-may.

by Ailie-xx February 27, 2008