Spaghetti Man

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.

Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

Pizza man

He likes to touch u in weird places he eats ur pizza all night long he screams yolo before he rapes

a little kid like ur age 1-100

The pizza man rapes my kids

by Billy 124 June 14, 2018

The Meat Man

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.

The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

the perfect man

is the person who listens your favourite pop songs though he has no particular taste in them. puts up with your capricious personality. realizes every little change you make on your appearance and praises it over and over. holds you close and gives you a hundred kisses on the cheek when no one is around. caresses you in the right spot. tries hard to do what you say, so if he can't make it, it's okay. has a respect for women, he proudly says that he is a defender of women's rights. highly intellectual. has a beautiful body and a face. The kind that you want to promise to be with him and cheer him up at times of trouble and tell how you like his romantic and sensible personality all the time.

For me, the perfect man is named Alper.

by vanillafairy November 6, 2012

White man

The White Man is a super hero who has the most powerful jizz in the world. His sperm count is so massive and full of power that if he gives even the slightest glance at a woman, they will become impregnated. His name cums from how much jizz he really has. He has so much jizz that he himself is walking around pale as a ghost due to his large jizz content.

Boy: "Hey did you hear Becky is pregnant?" Other boy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure that The White Man looked at her."

by SuperHeroWhiteMan April 13, 2013

Man Dime

A "Man Dime" is a male who is ranked 10 on the attractiveness scale.

Coined by Rob Dyrdek, during Fantasy Factory season 4, "Project Man Dime." Used to describe Christopher "Drama" Path.

Much like a "Dime Piece," used when referring to a hot girl.

(Friend 1) "Bro, check out how tan that dude looks!"

(Friend 2) "Yeah, he's a Man Dime!"

by wdub11 May 12, 2011

cheese man

robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.

see video

child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE

child: why thank you cheese man !

by sickbitches February 18, 2010