Light Blue Nails

What light blue nails mean is that when a girl has light blue nail polish on she has a boyfriend.

“Yo man look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Bro do you not see her light blue nails she has a boyfriend”

by Chickennugs4life July 14, 2021

blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007

Blue Jay Day

The blue sky on a sunny, clear, and cold day during winter skiing.

See "bluebird day".

Skiing in the beautiful Cascade Mountains east of Seattle, WA, one might say "it is another blue jay day".

"Blue jay" referring to the incredible blue skies above the Pacific Northwest mountains - when it's not raining or snowing that is.

by thehippychick January 5, 2014

Intellectual blue balls

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.

President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Breaking a blue pen

Smurf homicide

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

by DeanGullberry69 August 14, 2019

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

blue and black dress

the dress is indeed blue and black. if you see different, your wrong :)
there is a picture of a dress going around the internet. some see gold and white, others claim they see black and blue.

"Hey! do you see white and gold on the dress?"
Me: "NO. I see a blue and black dress.

by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020