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Fortnite Kiddo

9 year old with no vitamin D,hasn't touch grass for years,200lbs and no bitches.
Person 1(fortnite kiddo): I am crancking 90's
Person 2: U r fortnite kiddo.
Person 1:stfu u are trash i can beat u at fortnite.
by pacho53 August 29, 2022
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Fortniter

A person which they are addicted to fortnite and pay no attention to unsuspecting catfishers and rages over dying in second place on solo squads.
" dude, you gotta stop being a fortniter"
by Createrdaniel December 28, 2019
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Fortnite

A game where cartoon characters jump out of a flying cartoon bus and land in a cartoon land running into cartoon buildings picking up cartoon guns shooting cartoon characters to die or win nothing and to shoot up a school for not winning
Friend: HEY BUDDY WANNA PLAY FORTNITE!???!
Me: fuck no your gonna lose and shoot up the school
by xxdarkgamingxx January 16, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

guy 3: DURR I LIKE FORTNITE!

Guy 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
by catlord111 September 12, 2020
mugGet the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A fatherless kid, who has no life experience.
Fortnite kid's are gay!
by ugherughuh February 6, 2023
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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Frick fortnite feburary

the month where you cannot play Fortnite until march. If you log on Fortnite, that counts as a strike. You will have 3 strikes. Don't f*ck this up.
Are you competing in Frick Fortnite Feburary
by andioop3 November 5, 2019
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