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fart bang

1. When two people are spooning (woman is big spoon and man is little spoon) and the man farts into the woman's vagina.

Or

2. when a man farts in a woman's mouth.
1. I was spooning Anton last night and that fool fart banged my FUPA!

2. yo dawg, shit was getting so freaky last night while La Fonda was giving me the rusty trombone I fart banged her in the face!
by sugar midget January 6, 2013
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Kick Fart

When one's ass is so fat, they have to kick their leg out in order to fully release the fart trapped in their butt cheeks.
Yo Fitz, do you think Megan has to kick fart?
by SAVAGEBEING September 9, 2016
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Rose Fart

A gaseous excretion from the vagina. Often reffered to as a Queef or Vart, this burst of wind can happen often during or after intercourse. This term is most often used by those who would rather avoid a graphic description of the incident. See also: Queef or Pussy Fart
Shina was leaning over to pick up her towel, when sudddenly her body let out an explosive Rose Fart she didn't see coming.
by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007
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Turkish fart

Very deadly farts, after a individual eats at a Turkish restaurant.
Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SMELL!?

Dan: O, sorry dude... Its those fucking Turkish farts.
by blindmelon93 April 12, 2010
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Rainbow Fart

Rainbow Farts happen when you end up eating too much colorful food like skittles and M&Ms to the point where you shit out farts that are rainbows.
*Jacob munches on some M&Ms*
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: OMG OMG OMG I JUST HAD A RAINBOW FART
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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fart blossom

An endearing term for a loved one, particularly a girlfriend.
Come here my little fart blossom, you know I love you!
by Too cool for you December 12, 2007
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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Yossup December 13, 2008
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