J-bag

To call a Jewish person a J-bag is a shorter way of calling them a Jew-bag. An annoying member of the Jewish religion.

1. "That damn Goldberg guy came by again yesterday."

2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..."

by Andy L. February 8, 2008

bag of rice

A phrase originated from Rochester, Mn in the early 21th century, to which refers to a hot Asian female.

Yo, look at that bag of rice!
Or
Hey man, which would you prefer, a juicebox or a bag of rice?

by H.D.D March 17, 2008

cootie bag

A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.

Allison, if you have sex with another cootie bag, you're gonna catch the cooties yourself.

by burger bob December 2, 2009

Dirt bag

WW2 and Vietnam era military term for a once or many times USED condom.
Person that is sleasy and untrustworthy because he keeps reusing the dirt bag.
Also known as a scum bag.

Johnnys used that same condom again on Connie. I'd never use a dirt bag on my girl.

by leothelump March 20, 2013

bag juice

The indeterminate liquid, whether from drinks discarded in the the trash or from decomposition of other materials, found in the bottom of a trash bag, esp. one located in a public place.

Joachim carefully lifted the trash bag out of the garbage can, but there was a hole in the bottom of the bag and some bag juice leaked out on the floor.

by dienstuhr June 11, 2006

Beaner Bag

When a person, usually of Hispanic ethnicity, inexplicably throws a bean bag off of a waitress' face from 20 yards away and knocks her entire tray of drinks to the ground shattering glass everywhere.

Example #1:

Did you see Carlos beaner bag that fucking bar maid?

Example #2:

The bar manager refused to turn on the Mexico vs USA soccer game for Julio, so he got pissed and beaner bagged her racist fat-ass.

by Jeff Saltamachia January 1, 2009

dude bag

A clean, somewhat hillarious, alternative to the popular personal slam, duche bag.

Collin: You're such a dude bag for slapping my nuts.
Dudebag: You're such a dude bag for caressing mine.

by CollinO December 10, 2007