anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.
That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.
by popeyetheman1 March 23, 2014
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Anal U D

It's a college where Bajpai acts as the big cockblocker sitting over it. Mighty cock you have Bajpai! And random ass tattoo professors and it is NERF 2 yes the NERF rankings where the colleges you get in get you nerfed.
Shi- you got into Anal U D, reconsider, no future ah college.
by nah mann comeon June 20, 2024
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Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
by TrÜtH February 22, 2016
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Anal sausage

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.
by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019
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anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
by eszy April 06, 2016
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Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.
Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs
by Big D*CK February 23, 2023
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