picture sex

To send pictures back and forth removing a layer of clothing in every picture.

Bill: Hey Jill! You want to have picture sex tonight?
Jill: Sorry Bill, the camera on my phone is broken.
Bill: Fuck.

by Craigery1213 March 22, 2009

Sex Twinkie

A condom filled with semen.

Envoy eats sex twinkies.

by Clydelishes August 1, 2008

Emo Sex

Intercourse where both emo parties (emo boy, emo girl) - whether it be male/male, female/male - have emotional sex. Likely that both will be wearing scarves, have black hair covering at least one eye, and must be listening to something such as Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes, or possibly TBS.

boy: Do you want to have emo sex with me?
girl: Sure, but only if I can wear your extra scarf.

by IMeanForever June 24, 2005

Sex Story

When a man and woman have hard intercourse.

This is my sex story: I was at work, in my office, the door wide open. David walked in. He said, "What're you doing so late?" "I wanted to finish this." I answered. Before I knew it, he went over to the door and closed it. "What ARE you DOING?" I screamed at him. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He stared at me. Then he started unzipping my dress. What? I asked. Shhhhh, he looked at me slyly. I was in my underwear. I pulled his pants off and took his shirt off. Then we kissed. It started off as a friendly little peck, but then elevated. Oh! I gasped for air. He unclasped my bra. Oh my god! What size boob are you? He asked me. 34D I said. Perfect! He looked at me lovingly. As he pulled my thongs off, I pulled down his boxers. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "OHHHHHH!!! BABE!!!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!" He started getting faster. "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!" BABE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I screamed. lets take you home. He said. Mind if I spend the night? He asked. No, not at all! One one condition: what? He asked me. No clothes allowed. Yes! He yelled. We went home. We had sex all night, and when I woke up, he was still in my bed, naked. One month later, he proposed. Tomorrow's our wedding day!

by Love_tricking_my_ex February 11, 2017

sex miner

A male who sleeps around wearing a miners headlamp

Where is Birty tonight?
He's being a sex miner!

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

pig-sex

A sexual act that is considered outrageously dirty such as water spots, defecation, male on male bondage, group-sex and bestiality

He is into pig-sex alway wanting to get hemself ditrty in the act of fun loving safe sex.

by eelimon August 5, 2004

cigarette sex

Lighting one cigarette with another. push the cherry of on onto the other and puff so it lights.

person A: hey man do you got a light
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex

by Shortbusguy June 26, 2006