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Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
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3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.
“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”
by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019
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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 9, 2019
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august 3

international canadian frog day, the day in which frogs are born and move canada
-omg there’s Sacculos, he is a frog
-yeah, I bet he was born on August 3...
by frogabs November 7, 2019
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l'3'd

A variation of l'3 basically nearly the same thing except this explains how people saying that you must compliment someone on a specific day and or using extreme amount of emojis is a ro-tard or a le'Gay type of person.

These people are basically worse then VSCO girls and need to be slained with power of thot slayer swodr
l'3'd the variaton of l'3 an insult to say spammers who copy others are cringe and embarrassing to look at and are more embarrassing than a VSCO girl.
by Roboblox November 8, 2019
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l'3

Reupload. Someone who on urban dictionary adds terrible suggestions or specifically about a person or a name for toxic kids under the age of 13, either way, it's an insult.
kid:Fuck it's a l'3;;er

bro:BRUH REALLY?

kid:Yeah....

Bro:I'm tired of these trash l'3 suggesters I'm finna ban these l'3 year olds from roboblox
by Roboblox November 8, 2019
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N^3

N^3 = N x N x N = No Nut November
Pronounced: “N cubed”.

A simple code for one of the toughest times a man can endure.

Useful “bro code” in public areas and/or near loved ones.
Bro 1 : Man N^3 (N cubed) is so hard!
Bro 2 : I lost N^3 (N cubed) yesterday, I am not the man I thought I was.
Girl/s overhears conversations : *Understands nothing*
by #1 Boss November 8, 2019
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