Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake. El Don "Right right," said Dizzle.

by ShimDawg April 14, 2014

Cake by the ocean

New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.

My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.

by Konekline May 30, 2024

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017

cake

something delicious

guy 1: i like cake
guy 2: me to
they both became friends

by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021

Birfday Cakes

A huge booty so nostalgic you are reminded of childhood birfdays.

Raquel is working that pole with those big ass birfday cakes! She deserves more c-notes!

by Popejuanpaul June 12, 2016