Sucks to suck

When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.

Person A: My grandma died yesterday. We were pretty close...
Person B: Sucks to suck lol

by handlenym September 11, 2023

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

Dirty Suck

When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.

After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.

by Evulelmo April 5, 2024

on the suck

The active endless vacuum cleaner nefarious maniacal greed: non-stop taking, cheekiness, Epoching of the suck, sucking you up, looking for a sucker, the beginning of the succubus, the big suck,

She came to my house and she was on the suck when she left there was nothing left it was the big stuff I got sucked up she sucked over me.

by 4717 February 24, 2021

Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.

Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Anal dick sucking

When a girl, or man, crawls up in another girl, or mans, rectum with their mouth facing out the butthole. Then a man fucks the person in the rectum with the person inside. The dick anal fucks and it gets sucked.

"oh dude, i got the anal dick sucking last night, it was amazing"
"my friend wants to do anal dick suck, u up?"

by craycraypussydog January 30, 2020