Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

Simp

Samantha Walsh

Omg quit buying my drinks and scratching my back. You’re such a “simp”

by Emmernaur October 19, 2022

Simp

Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed

“ yasir Ahmed is being a huge simp and he is also a snitch”

by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020

Simp

Mattie

Mattie is a simp

by 69minecraftboi69 May 30, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez

Jesse is such a simp

by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020

Simp

Julio

Oh look it’s a simp with sophie

by SuckMyWood October 10, 2021