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Simp Money 

Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.

(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!

Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
Simp Money by Zombomb July 1, 2020
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Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail
Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!
Simp Prison by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

Simp Ranboo 

Ranboo who simps for male characters in videogames and a random dude on tommy's stream--
-wow he is such a simp- -yeah our pansexual ganderman is a simp ranboo-
Simp Ranboo by DreamSMPP February 7, 2022

Simp Biscuit 

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife
Simp Biscuit by Haydvn February 23, 2023

Simp Lord 

A simp who makes a Porn bot for discord titled 'Porn Lad'.
"Did he just spend 8 hours making a porn bot?"
"Yes"
"What a fucking Simp Lord"
Simp Lord by Simp Sniffer March 27, 2020

Simp Test 

A Simp Test is when a girl determines whether or not a guy is a simp.