Suck off

A competition between females to see who can suck you dry the best it involves one male having a hard cock and as many women who want to compete in the contest

Bro I had a fucking suck off today

Wow what a lucky man

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 24, 2019

Skated off

The act of cutting off

John had his dick skated off and now goes by the name Jane. Jane's pronouns are they/them.

by kubix March 4, 2021

Off-Aisle

To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.

Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.

by peanutismint March 6, 2011

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021

tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

whooped off

slang term for male masterbation. Beating off

I whooped off last night. I whooped off in your dads underwear

by dws65 November 26, 2007