Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

Little Bitchitis

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

little tikes tweaker

Some fucker that is way too fucking young to be smoking weed and doing drugs and denies they are too young, and is racist as fuck and doesn’t Care what anyone says about them

Dom: holy fucking shit Aiden you are a little tikes tweaker
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga

by d0m$ch@rg€r2.0 November 23, 2024

little dick syndrome

when you hate different races and minorities cuz they ain’t tryna fuck wit yo lil’ dick

damn that fuckboy Michael sure got some little dick syndrome

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

Sad little pumpkin

When someone is sad 😞

I’m a sad little pumpkin 🎃

by Jason McRae February 2, 2021

little bush slut

little bush sluts are creatures commonly found in males beds they shouldn’t be in, they are dirty creatures and have no sense of empathy when it comes to others feelings, they are arky and usually have a more person name example. sav, teale, summer, jess, tyla. they are also commonly known as, white trash & race horses

did you hear lexi cheated on her boyfriend for max, lewis, bray & sam!! what a little bush slut

by burnbook2020 July 6, 2020

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022