fat girl nice

An attractive women who is unnecessarily nice given how hot she is.

that girl is like a 9 but she brings me lunch every day. shes like fat girl nice.

by Mike alonso August 27, 2016

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with my fat willy

a way of communicating with your mom it replaces the word yes

mom - hi son would you like some fun games to play son - with my fat willy

1 - do you like playing

2- with my fat willy

by how much are condoms October 31, 2019

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cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

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A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy

"I would love a fat juicy truck."

by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021

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When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

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