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Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
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Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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Eating peacock

A variation of the phrase "eating crow," where the offending party admits no mistake or defeat, but is humiliated nonetheless.
Cantakerous as ever and causing a scene, Kyle was eating peacock, refusing the concede that his candidate lost the election.
by mjslawson October 1, 2025
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eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say
by Lachaballs June 9, 2024
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