Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
Get the Tonkey's Lawmug. Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
“What goes in, must come out!!”
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
Get the Law of Conservation of Massmug. (In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”
by Krig May 22, 2023
Get the Gaywin’s Lawmug. stepnibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepnibling-in-lawmug. 
My nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the nibling-in-lawmug. A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
Get the Moore's Lawmug.