A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
Get the James Elphickmug. Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
Get the James Comer Pylemug. -Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.
-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.
-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.
by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024
Get the Rusty Jamesmug. That guy who you know from somewhere, the most odd and damn right sickiest cunt EU, but you love him for it. Can never be told he’s wrong. Has an answer for everything
by Flaccidity May 17, 2019
Get the James Inwardsmug. The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore
by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. Handsome, amazing, and one of the best people in earth. He is chill and nice to hang out with. Enjoys nature and have fun outside. Nice and kind, and a gentlemen. Many girls should want a james. He has everything and is the best.
by Kimseojinyou already know June 16, 2019
Get the James lavignemug.