Apex girl

An apex girl is the one that got away, the one you should have stayed with, and the one you will never get over. Everyone after her is just you settling for less. Often the apex girl is from highschool.

Bro: hey man how's it going?
Sad bro: not good dude, you know my highschool girlfriend? The apex girl? No one has measured up since.
Bro: ah that sucks man, maybe you should have respected her parents more.
Sad bro:*is sad*

by Sgt.Tacticool March 7, 2019

Uconn Girls

The best group of females known to man.

Look at those Uconn girls shotgunning those beers!

by Charles Babypowder November 16, 2020

vsco girl

a vsco girl is the most basic girl you will meet. vsco girls normally wear oversized shirts, scrunchies, nike socks, crocs, birkenstocks, and checkered vans. vsco girls also carry around their hydroflask covered in redbubble stickers and there carmex or burtsbees.

“Emma has so many scrunchies. She’s such a vsco girl.”

by i dropped my hydroflask September 21, 2019

Poggers Girl

She is NOT like the other girls. The poggers girl is EXTRA quirky, with those nerdy glasses that bring out the sparkle in her eyes, the black hair with neon highlights, and the Minecraft t-shirts that outline her cute b00bies.

Her best feature is that high-pitched, sexy voice. IF YOU EVER come into contact with a poggers girl, politely ask her to whisper into your ear, "poggers" and I guarantee you will cum more than you ever have in your entire life.

Doyle: Hey have you seen that poggers girl? I swear every time I see her I have the uncontrollable urge to passionately stick my cock up inside her while I repeatedly call her pussy "poggers" .

by i wuv poggers gurl March 13, 2021

cruiser girl

A really swag, cool, pretty girl who skateboard, usually pretty sound and unique

"Yo the girl I'm dating is so cool! She is pretty and she skates"

"You have a cruiser girl"

by swagqueen97 April 2, 2016

Mashed girl

When a woman’s vagina has no structure inside, similar feel to inserting your penis into a bowl of mashed potatoes.

That mashed girl from last night was the worse sex if my life.

by Ethan Solo May 7, 2023

Shelly-Girl

A Shelly-Girl is your ultimate woman. She will not judge you. She is a beautiful gal. She turns left in her car while looking right. She has layers around her that keep her from having deep relationships. She lives in a world of internal pain, but projects joy to others.

She a Shelly-Girl. How did you let her get away?

by Point Zero 5 October 17, 2020