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glossy taco

Slang for glossy topcoat. (Nail polish world) Simplynaillogical invented the word
"Dang! That holo polish is so spicy it doesn't need any glossy taco!"
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Tacoes

Can't find an honest bitch in the 253. ya'll are tacoes
by hindudu April 5, 2015
mugGet the Tacoesmug.

Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
mugGet the Tijuanan Tacomug.

costco taco

A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.
Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."
by dsundae January 31, 2021
mugGet the costco tacomug.

Glossy Taco

An alternative (and obviously better) name for a nail polish top coat that is glossy and shiney. The term is most commonly used by the famed YouTuber Cristine of Simplynailogical. It is also often referred to in conjunction with holo by homosexuals.
Person applying nail polish: oooo look at that holo, now I need to add a glossy taco to really make that bad boi shine!!!!!
by WhodoyoufuckingthinkIam April 18, 2018
mugGet the Glossy Tacomug.

Taco Viking

A white boy that only likes latinas.
Gee wiz, Gary, that Jack kid sure is a Taco Viking! He's dates every hispanic chick on da block!
by Bearman3600 October 18, 2025
mugGet the Taco Vikingmug.

Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
mugGet the Taco Bell wet wipemug.

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