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Xan cake

A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it

The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*

Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024
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(First bite of cake): getting your first peace of pussy or first time eating someone ass
(Bite of cake): getting pussy or eating someone ass out
What was ur first bite of cake/bite of cake like?
by Juggandsuicide November 25, 2025
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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.
Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.
by Carpet caker September 5, 2021
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Cake by the ocean

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean
by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022
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Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake
"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
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...got Cake

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019
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