A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."
by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006
Get the first date syndrome mug.Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."
A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.
This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.
A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.
This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.
Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.
by Hanalee March 8, 2006
Get the Fecal Alcohol Syndrome mug.An asocial behaviour, people with the Central Coast Syndrome typically do not want any contact with other people. They go to work/school/university and back again without talking to anyone that they do not already know.
Originated from the Central Coast of Australia, commonly affecting international students coming to study at the University of Newcastle, Ourimbah, Australia.
Originated from the Central Coast of Australia, commonly affecting international students coming to study at the University of Newcastle, Ourimbah, Australia.
- I havent spoken to any locals for over 2 months, even though I see them every day in class!
- Yeah man I know what you mean, its the Central Coast Syndrome!
- Yeah man I know what you mean, its the Central Coast Syndrome!
by Int. Student March 29, 2008
Get the central coast syndrome mug.Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know
by Mario16 September 20, 2011
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Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
by joecrow January 18, 2009
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when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.
they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.
they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.
they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.
they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021
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strapping lad "ye gods!what hath that tiny man so ugly been thus afflicted with?"
comely wench "clown syndrome,hath he been afflicted"
comely wench "clown syndrome,hath he been afflicted"
by nomis 1 October 20, 2008
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