Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

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Suck snout

The pickled snout of a hog or similar animal. Often served with gravy.

Pass the suck snout.

by Rebel CXCII April 2, 2022

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Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

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Sucking and Fucking

A really fucking horny synonym for sex

He was sucking and fucking his boyfriend all night

by Fuckyounotinthatway January 19, 2024

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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )

Yes, tomorrow is National Suck Dick Day.

by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020

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