Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

by FreshWords April 2, 2022

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Slap a friend

January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!

"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

SLAP

Sounds like a plan!

"Let's head to that concert tonight at 8"
"SLAP!"

by pipwr July 13, 2019

Slap her ass

When you slap her ass. duh
when u really wanna slap her booty

Hey check out her gyatts!
John: Slap her ass, dude

by boxybooawesomeTENNIS November 15, 2023

Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025