Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

lint rolling

when you take the lint from your belly button and put it into someone else's belly button. You do this action back and forth between you and that person's belly button lint.

Yeah man, we were lint rolling all night. It was sort of hot.

by lintknitter November 26, 2020

Benjamin Roll

A sushi roll made by wrapping your cock in $100s

This girl I’m talking to said she didn’t like sushi…I responded by making her Benjamin roll

by JNukez December 3, 2020

Rolling Thunder

THE BEST MOVE THERE IS IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU’RE NOT A TRUE HAIKYUU FAN.

“ Rolling thunder!! “

“ Whats that? “

“ Get out. “

by NOYA-SAAAAAAN December 5, 2020

prison roll

-a roll of nummy meats served in a prison
-a shonky rolled cigarette
- a poo done after a heavy night of drinking

Oi Boomer, are we having prison roll or what tonight?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020