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Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021
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Piss and shit challenge

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A challenge for the most ballsy people
Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.
by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021
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Piss

To get an ok sleep
Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
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Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.
Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss
by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021
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Piss kink

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"hey who has a piss kink"
"FelixFright"
by Not Hex Jr. August 30, 2021
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Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs
Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.
by Inferno_ September 1, 2021
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Piss Fuck

The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
by Joseph Cianci June 4, 2021
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